The Best Instagram Captions from Scorpion

We’ve all been waiting for it and it’s finally here! Aubrey Drake Graham dropped his long awaited album, Scorpion, a project with 25 songs. Our body is ready. It’s officially summer and we’ve all pulled out our best thotfits (gender neutral because Fashion Nova also caters to the fellas) and all of our summer moves are planned. We are in peak Instagram atmosphere. Drake, father of Instagram captions has blessed us once more. Whether Champagne Papi’s hits put you in your bag or your feelings, we got you! We now have so much more material, maybe everyone can stop talking about the love they have for just their bed and their mama.

The QLC Squad has done the necessary hard work and pulled together a list of 50 possible Instagram worthy captions from Scorpion. We split up our list so you can be prepared with 25 lines for when you are in your bag or in your feelings. Go forth and prosper!

In Your Bag

“Always got a ace up my sleeve for whatever was dealt” Survival

“I just flipped a switch” Nonstop

“Pulling back the curtain by myself, take a look” Nonstop

“Something wrong with ’em, got ’em all bitter” Nonstop

“My mood is changing this summer I’ma be tweakin” Elevate

“If you need me, you can’t call me, I stay busy making’ money” Elevate

“Not the type that likes to take things slowly” Elevate

“I see the future when I get wavy” Elevate

“My Mount Rushmore is me with four different expressions” Survival

“I wanna thank God for workin’ way harder than Satan. He’s playin’ favorites, it feels amazing” Elevate

“But I’m blessed, I just checked” I’m Upset

“I got a whole ‘nother level that I can tap into” 8 out of 10

“Twenty-nine is coming, they on edge when I cook” Mob Ties (perfect for anyone turning 29 soon!)

“I’m the chosen one, flowers never pick themselves” Sandra’s Rose

“High school pics, you was even bad then” Nice For What (save this one for a tbt)

“Drink ’til the sun up. Grind ’til you come up. Work all winter, shine all summer” That’s How You Feel

“What a time this is. To be alive for this shit” Blue Tint

“[Insert Your Name Here], do you love me? Are you riding?” In My Feelings

“Fuck that Netflix and chill—what’s your net worth?” In My Feelings

“Look the new me is really still the real me” In My Feelings

“They gotta make some choices they runnin’ out of options. ‘Cause I’ve been goin’ off and they don’t know when it’s stopping” In My Feelings

“Put your phone down, you’re gonna need two hands” After Dark

“Get the vibe right, get your mind right” After Dark

“I need it nasty like, like Evil Angel, like Vivid” Final Fantasy

“Bein’ honest, I don’t really know what patience is” Final Fantasy

In Your Feelings

“Prayed, then I prayed again, Had a moment but it came and went” Nonstop

“I been movin’ calm, don’t start no trouble with me. Tryna keep it peaceful is a struggle for me” God’s Plan

“Don’t tell me how you knew it would be like this all along. I know the truth is you won’t love me until I’m gone.” Emotionless

“There’s times when I wish I was where I was. Back when I used to wish I was here” Emotionless

All these followers but who gon’ follow me to the end, I guess I’ll make it to the end and I’ma find out then. Emotionless

“You know a wise man once said nothing at all” Emotionless

“They keep tryna get me for my soul” I’m Upset

“Hate me, never met me in the flesh” I’m Upset

“I’ve never been the type to make amends” 8 out of 10

“Never a matter of could I? or should I?” 8 out of 10

“Heard all of the talkin’, now it’s quiet, now it’s shush” Mob Ties

“It’s too late for all that lovey-dovey shit” Mob Ties

“Hire some help, get rid of these niggas” Mob Ties

“I be out here on my own. I’m just tryna set the tone” Can’t Take A Joke

“You know when it comes to pride, I can’t put that shit aside” Can’t Take A Joke

“I’ve been kicked when I was down. None of that shit matter now” Can’t Take A Joke

“Life too short, I gotta get it ‘fore they blow the whistle” Sandra’s Rose

‘I don’t know who’s protecting me but we hit it off” Sandra’s Rose

“I would rather have you remember me how we met” Is There More

“I’m in control of my destiny, never in doubt. If I can’t make it with you, I’ll make it without” Is There More

“Is there more to life than just when I’m feelin’ alive?” Is There More

“You say I led you on, but you followed me” Summer Games

“That’s not the way to get over me” Don’t Matter To Me

“Do anything, but just don’t lie to me.” After Dark

“I promise if I’m not dead then I’m dedicated” March 14

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7 Songs to Get You Out of Your QLC Slump

Whether you need to dance it out or ugly cry, these songs are the go-to for getting out of your feelings and on with your life.

1. Survivor – Destiny’s Child

Coming in hot with this classic. The second the music starts on this one, you have no choice but to feel like you’re going to make it. This song is the greatest, “Bitch, you thought!” song in modern history. But to be clear, we are still working on our petty so we are def still going to diss you on the internet. Sorry mama!

2. The Climb – Miley Cyrus

There is no motivational playlist without The Climb. You’re welcome.

3. The Dog Days Are Over – Florence and the Machine

Get up and dance! This song is a perfect stress reliever because it gets you up out of your seat dancing like a 16 year old white girl from an 80s John Hughes movie. It’s just that good.

4. Unwritten – Natasha Bedingfield

One of the worst parts of going through the quarter life crisis is thinking that it’s too late for you to change your life around. Natasha reminds us that turning the current page only leads to a blank one. You have so much life ahead of you. THE REST IS STILL UNWRITTEN! (Also how can you not be inspired by a black choir in a pop song? That’s what they are there for.)

5. Fly – Nicki Minaj feat. Rihanna

Ok, Fly does not get the love that it deserves, but I am here to tell you that this song will pull you up by your boot straps and have you ready to meet every single one of your goals. It is epic. Nicki Minaj and Rihanna made an inspirational bop for the girls and I am so here for it.

6. Through the Rain – Mariah Carey

Sometimes you need to belt out a ballad and get your ugly cry on. This song is ugly cry approved. The message is inspiring and the emotions are raw. So slap on your hip hugger jeans, place that butterfly clip in your hair and take on the world.

7. Hold On – Good Charlotte

If you are currently residing in the QLC then I know for a fact that you are aware of the spectacular emo-pop hits of the early 00s. You also know that Hold On is one of the best of the genre. This song is sure to stoke your nostalgia flames and also pull you out the rut of the moment.